Description
From our SNARKY Comments collection comes this classic cotton tee speaks with a dry, funny edge — the distressed text reads: “I’m not cranky, I just have a violent reaction to stupid people.” The clean white canvas and bold vintage-style type make the message the focal point without fuss. Wear it when you want to keep your reactions honest and your look simple: crew neck, relaxed fit, and soft medium-weight cotton that breaks in nicely over time. It sits comfortably in everyday life — on errands, at low-key hangouts, or layered under a jacket for casual evenings. The aged-print aesthetic pairs well with denim and worn-in sneakers, giving the shirt a lived-in, no-nonsense attitude that matches the wearer’s dry humor and straightforward vibe.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) medium-weight (180 g/m²) for durable, breathable wear
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main design for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
Funny, Sarcastic T-shirt “I’m Not Cranky” Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
$14.50 – $18.19Price range: $14.50 through $18.19
From our SNARKY COMMENTS collection comes our unique “I’m Not Cranky I Just Have A Violent Reaction To Stupid People” Unisex Heavy Cotton T-shirt. This t-shirt is sure to please and the basic staple of any wardrobe.
Description
From our SNARKY Comments collection comes this classic cotton tee speaks with a dry, funny edge — the distressed text reads: “I’m not cranky, I just have a violent reaction to stupid people.” The clean white canvas and bold vintage-style type make the message the focal point without fuss. Wear it when you want to keep your reactions honest and your look simple: crew neck, relaxed fit, and soft medium-weight cotton that breaks in nicely over time. It sits comfortably in everyday life — on errands, at low-key hangouts, or layered under a jacket for casual evenings. The aged-print aesthetic pairs well with denim and worn-in sneakers, giving the shirt a lived-in, no-nonsense attitude that matches the wearer’s dry humor and straightforward vibe.
Product features
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
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